Polonezii sunt pe cale de disparitie :))

12 02 2010
Sms primit de la Georgiana, de dimineata. Made my day 🙂

A polish man gets married to an american lady (even though his english is not so good). After 2 years he goes to a solicitor for a divorce.
Lawyer: What grounds you got?
Polish dude: 2 acres with a house.
Lawyer: No, I mean what is the foundations of the case?
Polish dude: Cement.
Lawyer: (sights) Why do you wanna divorce??
Polish dude: Cause she is gonna kill me.
Lawyer: What makes you say that??
Polish dude: I’ve got proof.
Lawyer: What proof?
Polish dude: She’s gonna poison me.
Lawyer: But how do you know?
Polish dude: She bought it from a drug store and she kept the bottle on a shelf in the bathroom.
Lawyer: What does it say on the bottle?
Polish dude: “POLISH REMOVER”





Pauza

16 09 2009
Nu ma pot abtine…

Cat de … (nu gasesc un cuvant potrivit repede) trebuie sa fii sa cauti “arestarea lui tzumpi” … I mean come on! Tzumpi e acasa, e bine, sanatos, mai sanatos ca Doi, nu a facut prostii, nu lipseste nemotivat, NU e arestat. Asa ca, stimate cetatean, te poti linisti.

😀 😀 😀 😀 😀





Mongolez, ma??

10 06 2009
De aici am aflat chestii surprinzatoare despre mine 😀 😀 😀

Your past life diagnosis: I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Mongolia around the year 1300. Your profession was that of a chemist, alchemist or poison manufacturer.
Ok, mongolez. Asta pot sa cred. Dar partea aia cu chimia si otravurile… nici eu si in mod clar nici una din profele mele de chimie de de-a lungul scolii nu ar crede asa ceva.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor.

Sane??? Practical??? And where did all that go? Adica nah… in 600 si ceva de ani stiu ca se mai dilueaza chestiile… dar de la diluare pana la disparitie completa… hmmm. Si ma distreaza antiteza. Eram o materialista… un materialist, scuze, fara constiinta spirituala si totusi intelepciunea mea ii ajuta pe cei nevoiasi?? How screwed up is that???

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop self-love and ability to implant hope into hearts of people. Ambition is not everything. True wealth is buried in your soul.

Asta suna a ceva discurs pe care mi l-ar tine mama. Sau pe care mi l-a tinut mama intr-un moment al vietii. Mama, cu cine ai vorbit despre mine in ultima vreme?

Do you remember now?
Sincer, nu. Nici Mongolia, nici simtul practic, nici dragostea pentru chimie. Dar promit ca voi incerca hipnoza in acest sens.





Efectul AXE si nebunia eco

25 05 2009
Campania aia de la AXE, cu toate tipele alergand innebunite dupa un oarecare cetatean (initial am vrut sa il denumesc EL, dar EL este constanta deja alocata pe blogul asta) doar pentru ca emana sublimul parfum (personal, prefer STR8, but who am I to judge?) a fost acum mai mult de 2 ani. Nebunia eco, totusi, a inceput cam acum vreo 2 ani, daca nu ma lasa memoria.

Probabil aducandu-si aminte de campanie si incercand sa faca misto de toti pseudoecologistii aparuti precum ciupercile dupa o torentiala, “neste” baieti simpatici si cu imaginatie (pentru prima afirmatie nu am nici un fel de documentatie) au venit cu episodul asta dintr-o serie pe care eu am descoperit-o de curand si care m-a facut sa rad isteric azi noapte.

Nu e o recenzie, nu e o reclama, nu e o lauda, nu e o critica. E doar o parere 🙂





Babies

13 04 2009

babies

Sursa





Chuck Norris e ofticos :))

15 01 2009
Ce imi scria azi pe contul meu

Stiai ca: Chuck Norris a avut un tricou de la tu.ro dar i-a dat foc ca era mai cool ca el?

Cand va zic ca “ne place” rau de tot… 🙂